Good Republican Values

So on NPR this morning, I hear, a Red State Boy was trumpeting his glee at getting to go to the part-ee in DC tomorrow.

He's a Ann Coulter fan, of course. Don't let me forget that bit. Has a boxed set of her collected works on his night-stand, for, ah, the usual purposes.

When asked what he was most looking forward to, about the inauguration ceremonies?

Why, his chance to take a crack at the Bush twins, what else?

PART-EEE! KEHHH--GHR!

Gotta love those family values.

Mmm-hmmm.

And you know Miss Ann would approve. Cause this here is one boy who hasn't been all feminized by those liberal feminists -- he knows what HE wants.

Drunk twins. That's what he wants. Line'em up.