(Actually, that's what we used to say about Mississippi, back home in Louisiana. But never mind!)
This utter fucking idiot in Texas has decided it's eeeeevil to say -- no, not Happy Holidays! No, not Bless You instead of GOD bless you! No --
"Hello!" It's Eeeeeevil to say Hello!
Why? Don't be an idiot, you heathen. It's evil b/c the word hello has HELL in it!
Do you want to say H-E-Double-Hockey-sticks every time you greet someone? That's just fallin into SATAN's TRAP!
Jeesh. Do I have to explain everything?