Here's a prime example of why I should be a fry cook:
So far no less than three of my World Lit students have, on their final exams, defined parable as "a short story with animal characters, with some moral point, usually found in the New Testament."
And before you ask, no, these are not furrin students.
These are straight-up white-bread American children.
And that sound you hear? That is indeed me banging my head against the wall.
8 hours ago