Of everything the Covid-19 Truther crowd is spewing, the notion that "the vaccine" will contain tiny little microchips is just
"The COVID-19 vaccine is a trick so they can put a tracking chip in your body!" they furiously tweet out from the tracking device they willingly carry everywhere in their pocket.— Faith Naff 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌹🦋 (@FaithNaff) May 9, 2020
How willfully ignorant do you have to be to believe this?
These are the people who believed Jade Helm, though, and that Obama was a seckrit Muslim, and that Hilary Clinton had dozens of people killed and also ran a child porn ring in the basement of a pizza parlor that didn't even have a basement, so I don't know, I guess it's not unexpected.
When your main source of information is Fox News, I guess you'll believe whatever con makes you feel better about being an ignorant racist dupe.
In more cheerful news, the kid and I saw a fox near our house today -- a very pretty fox.