I come to class (uncharacteristically) early.
Me: Hey, y'all. S'up. (Looking around) Where is everyone?
Class: You're early!
Me: (looking at the clock) Whoa. How'd that happen? (Pause, while I take in the oddity of this.) I guess I can't teach until everyone gets here.
I sit on the desk, chatting with students about the upcoming assignment.
Student in front row, messing with his android: dr. delagar. We've got five minutes. Name a song you like.
Me: You got any Ganstagrass on that?
Student: I can look it up on You Tube
Other Student: Any what now?
First Student: What song you want?
Me: Big Branch.
(Student starts it playing. Everyone listens.)
Third student: What is this?
First Student: Is this what you listen to?
Me: It's hot, ain't it?
4 hours ago