Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Hey, Here's How To Live Happy, Y'all!

Just read this.

Just read it.

Don't stop until you get to #12.


dorki said...

I take it that the slogan at the very end means that they were working for the Army, Right?

delagar said...

Huh. Maybe?

Contingent Cassandra said...

Well, I'm relieved to see that auto-correct resisted his describing a wife as a "possession." It's not always so feminist.

And it's kinda fun to imagine all the scenarios in which waking a wife and/or kids would make for a far, far worse start to the day than speeding and getting a ticket (colicky baby/sick kid of any age who finally fell asleep, allowing mother to do same; teenagers; any scenario in which anybody really needed a few more minutes/hours of sleep far more than narcissistic husband/daddy needs to be assured one more time that he is loved).

But wow. Just, wow.