Friday, October 22, 2004

Important News!

Happy Birthday to the Universe!

Here in Arkansas, where we know the Truth about the World and the Word and its Creator, today, as everyone knows, is the Birthday of the Universe.

This was all figured out by “immense scholarly labor of the seventeenth–century Bishop James Ussher who concluded, on the basis of biblical evidence and after considering numerous alternative accounts, that the world was created at 6:00 p.m. on Saturday, October 22, 4004 b.c.” (

All y’all reality-based folk who believe that silly stuff about the big bang and evolution and such can just stay home from the party – I’m going and I’m having cake.

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