Thursday, October 19, 2023

Vaccines for Me!

My university is doing a vaccine clinic today, so I'm getting three different vaccines: the new COVID, a flu vaccine, and a shingles vaccine. Clearly this is an attempt by the Deep State to fill me with microchips that will control my mind. Or something. I forget what the latest conspiracy theory from the Right is.

I'm just grateful I can get these without making an appointment with my primary care physician and handing over a $40 co-pay. (The clinic is doing them free of charge for faculty members.)

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