Student: "I don't understand why I got a zero on this paper."
Me: "There are no numbers lower than zero."
Student: "Why do I have a 98? What did I do wrong?"
Me: "Sweetie..."
Student: "What can I do to pass your class? I need an A if I'm going to keep my scholarship."
Me: "You've only been to three classes this semester, and you didn't turn in any of the papers."
Student: "I know, but I've had to work a lot. How can I get an A?"
Me: "Time machine?"
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