Introduce yourself with the thing that almost killed you.
Me: Hi! I'm thyroid cancer!
Though honestly it could also be
Me: Hi! I'm streptococcus bacteria!
Or
Me: Hi! I'm the measles!
or
Me: Hi! I'm kidney stones!
or
Me: Hi! I'm riding a bike without a helmet and having a wreck at age 28!
What about y'all?
2 comments:
Hi! I'm pneumonia! (But Strep also a contender.)
Pneumonia almost killed my youngest brother when he was four!
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