Friday, August 14, 2026

Stolen from Bluesky

Introduce yourself with the thing that almost killed you.

Me: Hi! I'm thyroid cancer!

Though honestly it could also be

Me: Hi! I'm streptococcus bacteria!

Or

Me: Hi! I'm the measles!

or

Me: Hi! I'm kidney stones!

or

Me: Hi! I'm riding a bike without a helmet and having a wreck at age 28!

What about y'all?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi! I'm pneumonia! (But Strep also a contender.)

delagar said...

Pneumonia almost killed my youngest brother when he was four!