Showing posts with label does anyone want to adopt two cats and a dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label does anyone want to adopt two cats and a dog. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Theory of the Leisure Class


I sit down to write.


  • The cat wants fed.
  • The dog wants out.
  • The kid wants a grilled cheese sandwich, which I make better than anyone.
  • The dog wants in.
  • The laundry wants folding.
  • The dog wants out.
  • The other cat wants water (she will only drink out of the faucet, set to trickle).
  • The dog wants in.
  • The kid says the sandwich was wonderful, could she have another?
  • The laundry wants moved to the dryer.
  • The dog wants out.
  • The cat is bored.
  • What about all those midterms I still have yet to grade?
  • The dog wants in.
  • Dr. Skull wonders what we're having for dinner.