Saturday, October 31, 2009

Is that a peanut in your Snickers bar?

Or could it be Satan?

Jeezly pop.  Just when you thought the Christers couldn't get anymore whack.

During Halloween, time-released curses are always loosed. A time-released curse is a period that has been set aside to release demonic activity and to ensnare souls in great measure ... During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.


dorki said...

Are these people even human?

Karenne S. said...

I've seen intelligent people fall for the most ridiculous religions. My brother was a Jehovah's Witness and when he got leukemia, he refused to have a blood transfusion because the JWs use some scripture that says "don't eat blood" or some such thing to insist that they can not have blood transfusions. Well, he was devout and now he is dead.
Last week, one of my (non-English) professors was talking about having a religious holiday coming up in November. I asked about it and found out that the professor is in some religion that believes that some guy who died 100 years ago is a prophet and they worship him. The religious holiday is a celebration of his birthday.
After seeing my brother die over a 6 week period, steadfastly refusing to have medical treatment that may have prolonged his life (because he wanted to "make it through Armageddon") I will never belong to a religious group. How scary.

tonkelu said...

Like every other holiday out there, the celebration is what you make of it. If people want to make Halloween about celebrating Satan, then it's about celebrating Satan. At our house it's about hanging out with friends and pillaging the neighborhood for treats. These crazies are creating a lot more stress and fear in their world than they need. It also seems they're giving Satan a lot of power over their lives. How sad.