...In No One Warned Me Parenting Would Be Like This...
The Kid now has her first retainer, a purple sparkly item.
Now I spend all my time saying either, "Where is your retainer?"
Or:
"Will you get that thing back in your mouth please?"
34 minutes ago
2 comments:
I always flipped mine out of my mouth while I slept and if it fell on the floor the dog would get it and use it as a chew toy. I'm pretty sure my parents could've gone away for a weekend at a B&B for what they paid in retainer replacements. Damn those little pieces of plastic are expensive.
The orthodontist warned us about exactly that. Ha! At the time I thought, Good God, why would a dog chew on a retainer, he must be nuts.
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