The kid ate, and I am not even kidding, fourteen Easter eggs* today. One after the next.
Just the whites. Not the yolks.
She fed the yolks to Big Dog.
I asked her what she was doing, auditioning for a role in Cool Hand Luke?
*Yes, we dye and hide Easter eggs in the delagar household, even though it makes both mr. delagar and the Baby Moses cry. Also the kid gets a basketful of candy too. Because I reckon we should get our share of every pagan holiday that comes along, that's why.
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