Granted, as stated below, I'm so tired I'm running into walls, but nevertheless, this site had me banging my head on my desk and howling, it was so funny.
It concerns methods for destroying the world.
Make sure you read to the very end, where Sam lists the methods that won't work, too.
(Via Infinite Stitch: http://stitch.blogs.com/the_infinite_stitch/)
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