Why I Love My Kid

The Kid: Ick.  Heteronomative.  I hates it.

Me:  Um.  You mean heteronormative, yeah?

The Kid: No.  Heternomative.

Me: ---- ---- --- ?

The Kid:  (Waving pink bunny cookies): Heternomative.  Girl food.  Nom nom nom.  I hates it.