Betsy Hart, one of these smug Conservatives raising her children the Right way (with a switch in one hand and the Bible in the other), pontificated in our local paper yesterday:
I admit that I am, generally speaking, a pop-culture snob. I haven't read "The Da Vinci Code" - not for religious reasons, but because I refuse on principle to read current fiction. I'm sure some of it's fine, but none of it can compare to the classics, so I just don't think it's worthy of my time. That kind of thing.
Oh all right then. No Richard Russo for Mrs. Hart. No Octavia Butler. No Rushdie. No A.S. Byatt or Kingsolver or Charles Johnson or Beth Gutcheon. All a waste of her time. Whatever.
What's she doing with her time instead, pray tell?
....this is truly family entertainment. I can watch "American Idol" with my four young kids, and not worry. There is no vulgarity. There is no sexual content or even innuendo. Outside of a few kindly traded "insults" between host Ryan Seacrest and the acerbic Cowell, there is no cynicism. (Unless you count the inevitable conspiracy theories about the voting.) There is no violence. There is no foul language. There is zero risk of any "wardrobe malfunctions." Moreover, there are no "morality plays," no pretentious lessons on the value of recycling by people who in real life drive nothing but limousines - and no political content.
http://www.islandpacket.com/24hour/opinions/story/3295791p-12145231c.html
This column, frankly, illustrates perfectly the problem with the Religious Right sector of the Conservative movement: (1) they are proud of their ignorance: I don't read current fiction, because it can't compare with "the classics" -- as if she reads "the classics" either. (2) They are more interested in avoiding "naughty" words or "naughty" sights than they are in paying attention to actual content. Has she noticed, even in passing, that American Idol is about nothing? No, she has only noticed that it is about nothing objectionable. And she decides this makes it wonderful family fare.
Yes, this is what you should feed your children on, woman. Pap. That will make them fine American citizens. The food of ignorance. That is what we should feed Americans on. That's what American need to eat.
Moron.
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Or worse, that American Idol is about crass commercialization? Using people cheaply to make a profit? Pretending that the really important things about people have to do with singing (often bad) power ballads--and has she listened to some of the lyrics? No sexism, there, just good, clean... okay, not so good power ballad BS.
Of course, I doubt she'd want to read classics anyway. Hamlet's so messy and violent and all. And Anna Karenina! Full of sexual desire!
Gotta read the Bible, yeah, nothing about violence or sexuality in there!
Don't let me go where the classics have been--as if she knows. Well, how dare her nasty nasty fiction. And what is up with the idol. No sex there or wardrobe malfunctions. Hell Abdul is high or drunk, the women wear fornicate me shoes and see my tits tops, oh oh that's okay, just don't read. What a fucktard.
DOH! *envision mouse's palms against her head and that scrunchy face she makes when encountering stupidity* where the hell does she think the new stuff comes from? HUH? the classics, yup, suprise suprise. Oh and does she not realize that the classics were once pop culture? And is she really so ignorant as to think that sex is actually not someplace? Did she miss the memo that its EVERYWHERE? even in and definitely in the classics? I bet one could find sex in blue's clues. Really now people. Oy vey.
Well, there you are. Another example of pride in one's ignorance. It's everywhere. We must be the laughingstock of the world.
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