Family Values in Florida

So what it is about Jeb's state?

First we get the good Christians who lock their foster kids in the closet when they aren't hitting them with cattle prods and pulling out their toe nails -- all in the name of discipline, mind you -- and now this:

A Florida woman who reported seeing a newborn tossed out of a moving car made up the story and is actually the boy's mother, Broward County Sheriff Ken Jenne said Friday.

Patricia Pokriots, 38, "made up an incredible story," but acknowledged what she had done while being questioned by authorities Friday, he said.

At least Florida actually does have a safe harbor law, so the woman won't be prosecuted for bringing the infant in.