Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Exercise!

One of my students just sent me an article filled with research proving that if you exercise thirty minutes a day -- this has to be aerobic exercise, mind you -- you need less Xanax.

Hah! say I.

Obviously, if you take more Xanax, you can do without the fucking exercise.

4 comments:

jo(e) said...

Ah, yes. That's the spirit!

zelda1 said...

who has time to exercise? I'm home, eating soup, and then back to school to research. No where in that time frame is there a moment for a, whatever they are doing now days.

Anonymous said...

It will be a cold day before they take my Xanax away! I'll go to Canada for it. Life is scary enough without my glue-Xanax!!!

delagar said...

Me, too! And taking a jog in the park instead? Bah!