A blogger after my own heart.
He says this:
"Drivers of Hummers, I think we can all agree, have no souls."
Which reminds me of a conversation that happened in New Orleans over the holidays --
The kid: "I told Uncle Mike that you hated SUVs. He said that's because you're a GD communist."
Me: (being tanked on Xanax, which is the only way I can actually take my family, and so very calm and idle about this whole conversation): "GD socialist."
The kid: "What?"
Me: "Tell Uncle Mike I'm a GD Socialist and he should GD get it right the next fucking time. Okay?"
The kid: "Okay."
16 hours ago