(Scene: at the kitchen table, drinking coffee, reading, afternoon, after school, before picking up the kid)
me: I had one of those being oppressed by the patriarchy dreams last night.
mr. delagar: what sort of dreams?
me: you know. You're in a compound sort of thing. Deep woods, no refrigerators, bearded patriarchs oppressing you? Probably has something to do with the Alito confirmation.
mr. delagar: (blank stare)
me: maybe you don't get those dreams.
mr. delagar: I had a wild sex dream. You were in it.
me: so. You had a better night, then.
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