We get to the Noah's Ark page and the kid's eyes widen.
The Kid: Mom...
The Kid: I just...it just occurred to me...
The Kid: If there were only two animals of each kind on the boat? And only Noah's family?
The Kid: God killed kittens?
Me: Yep. And puppies.
The Kid: And babies? Toddlers?
Me: (Trying not to laugh): Well, yes. But see, they were evil babies.