I'm totally going to start writing Right-Wing Porn for all these abstinence-Only tools who are preaching no whacking off, no being gay, no sex bf marriage, yadda yadda.
I mean, I know there's no cash in porn anymore, what with X-Tube and all that (I hear, I mean, I've never actually been on such sites myself, laws no), but since these tools won't touch such sites themselves, see, it's an untapped market, a perfect niche --
Jimmy Xtian goes to my site, looking to learn how not to touch himself, or how not to be gay, and I give him, in great salacious detail, lessons on how to not touch himself, and never touch there, and don't use this kind of oil, and never stand in front of the mirror with the lights at that angle, and don't think about this, and never bring your soccer buddy in to watch, and don't put your finger there--
It'll cost five bucks for a password, see. I'll make millions!