I'm chasing the kid off to her bath last night, and she's giving me mouth, as usual, she doesn't want to take her bath now, she doesn't want this, she doesn't want that, she wants a snack first, can't I make her some popcorn?
"Fine, Christ," I snap. "I'll make some popcorn."
I come out into the front room, and she's standing, having already stripped down for her bath, absolutely naked, reading a collection of Pogo comic strips absently.
"You're naked," I say. "You can't eat popcorn naked."
"You can eat anything naked," she informs me. "You just can't go into a bar."
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