You know how we've been saving up for a new car? Well, today I bought it!
It's a Hummer Convertible, and I got a real deal, 10% off and the dealer is paying to have it shipped here. Only $110,000! They're letting me pay it off over three years at five percent interest!
Mine isn't green, though, it's bright pink. I want it to really stand out on the highway.
Should be here by midnight, the guy in Canada says.
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April Fool, though I doubt any of you were actually fooled.
Nuts.com got me this morning with its advertisement for Walmonds (hybrid walnut/almonds). I didn't click, but I did google walmond to see if it's a real thing.
I'd definitely eat a walmond!
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