Friday, April 07, 2023

Faculty Appreciation Day

It's the annual faculty appreciation day at my university. I've been there 20 years, so I got a $2000 bonus.

Ha ha ha, no. I got a fleece jacket. I hate fleece, so idk what I'll do with it. Give it to the poor, maybe.

Anyway, awards were given for five years of service, for ten years, for fifteen, and so on. It was amusing to watch how the 20 year people hobbled up to get our awards. I mean, it's not mining coal, but apparently 20 years in the classroom does take its toll. As I said to my kid, "Twenty years! People have done less time for murder."


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