Conversation at the delagar household:
Me: Your cat is going cray-cray in that box in there.
The Kid: Jesus. It's like I don't even know you.
The Kid: Stop saying THOSE WORDS. Please. Just stop.
Me: You just can't take it that your parental unit is cooler than you. In fact, I am well nang.
The Kid: Just stop.
Me: You can't make me.
The Kid: What if I cry every time you say THOSE WORDS? What then?
Me: You will be crying because I am so nang. Innit?
The Kid: You are hurting me with YOUR WORDS!
3 hours ago