Tuesday, August 20, 2013

You Are Hurting Me With Your WORDS!!!1!1!!

Conversation at the delagar household:

Me: Your cat is going cray-cray in that box in there.

The Kid: Jesus.  It's like I don't even know you.

Me: What?

The Kid: Stop saying THOSE WORDS.  Please.  Just stop.

Me: You just can't take it that your parental unit is cooler than you.  In fact, I am well nang.

The Kid: Just stop.

Me: You can't make me.

The Kid: What if I cry every time you say THOSE WORDS?  What then?

Me: You will be crying because I am so nang.  Innit?

The Kid: You are hurting me with YOUR WORDS!


JrzyGirl said...

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Try using "interwebs" - drives my daughter nuts - teehee!

delagar said...