Just in case it comes to the last, however, she is working on her stand-up routine. Yesterday she previewed a bit for me: if I had YouTube Skilz, I would YouTube. As it is, you will have to visualize. The Kid uses her two hands as puppets, each talking, like ducks. She does robot-like voices.
Hand One: Hel-lo, Hu-Mans. We Come In Peaces.
Hand Two: In PEACE, you Idiot!
Hand One: In Peaces.
Hand Two: In PEACE!
Hand One: Peaces.
Hand Two: Look in the instruction book, you idiot! It's Peace!
Hand One: (scribbling in an imaginary instruction book, adding an S, I assume): See? We Come in Peaces.
Hand Two: You -- you just added a scribble! That's just a scribble! It's We Come in Peace!
Hand One: (Smugly): Peaces.
Hand Two attacks Hand One, viciously, and they have a spitting snarling fight, which ends with Hand one limp on the bed and Hand Two upright, saying,
Hand Two: Hel-Lo, Hu-Mans. I come in Peace. He (gestures to the fallen Hand One) comes in pieces.
9 comments:
Hey, that's actually good stuff!
It's even funnier with her voices and gestures. I wish I did have YouTube skills.
The kid should be a stand-up comedienne! That's very funny.
Find someone who does! I wanna see that!
A play on words... at her age! She has a good command of the English language. I wonder why!! She can always do stand up on the weekends and be... oh, let's see... a scientist during the week. Doesn't Herr Dr. delagar upload things onto Youtube?? Ask him for help.
Is the cat breeder thing because of Maru? I am now totally, daily hooked on what must be the most charming cat blog on the web, because of you.
Maru is b/c of the cat breeder -- her BFF has cats, and the cats had kittens, and that was that.
Well, kittens. You know it's a trap, but resistance is futile.
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