Just in case it comes to the last, however, she is working on her stand-up routine. Yesterday she previewed a bit for me: if I had YouTube Skilz, I would YouTube. As it is, you will have to visualize. The Kid uses her two hands as puppets, each talking, like ducks. She does robot-like voices.
Hand One: Hel-lo, Hu-Mans. We Come In Peaces.
Hand Two: In PEACE, you Idiot!
Hand One: In Peaces.
Hand Two: In PEACE!
Hand One: Peaces.
Hand Two: Look in the instruction book, you idiot! It's Peace!
Hand One: (scribbling in an imaginary instruction book, adding an S, I assume): See? We Come in Peaces.
Hand Two: You -- you just added a scribble! That's just a scribble! It's We Come in Peace!
Hand One: (Smugly): Peaces.
Hand Two attacks Hand One, viciously, and they have a spitting snarling fight, which ends with Hand one limp on the bed and Hand Two upright, saying,
Hand Two: Hel-Lo, Hu-Mans. I come in Peace. He (gestures to the fallen Hand One) comes in pieces.