Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Battlestar G

So I've been catching up on my episodes, now that my own episode is winding down, and here is the question that occured to me, as the Final Five got revealed: how is it that all the Cylon Female Models (fives, and Sixes, and I forget the other shitting numbers) are HOT HOT HOT, and all the Cyclon Male Models are geeky and kind of ugly?

I mean, the only one who is even sort of hot is Sam, our guerilla fighter slash athlete model, who I'd keep around for fun and sports, mind you, but is only about a seven or so on any scale: whereas every single female Cylon is at least a 9 and likely a 10.

The fuck is up here?

O, I bet you can tell me the word I am looking for.

1 comment:

tonks said...

I know! I know! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!