This is from the comments over on Pharyngula:
#41986: DA Etler — 09/28 at 08:59 AM
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the Holy American Empire
And to the Republicans, whom liberals can’t stand
One nation, under Design, irreducible
With ignorance and judgment for all.
(From Dennis Etler: http://www.chineseprehistory.org/)