So don't blame me -- but this is too funny:
Mr. B.: I have to run and go pick up pseudonymous kid at school.
Me: Ok, cool, see you later. Oh, by the way, the radio says the pope just died.
Mr. B.: And there is no heaven. Bet he was shocked.
Please address all hate mail to Mr. B., c/o Bitch Ph.D. Thank you.
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