Friday, April 08, 2005

Can YOU Spell Xenophobia?

Townhall is having a pledge drive, and since, as you know, Conservatives have aready been giving so much of their money to the poor already this year, what with the tsunami and the Feed Terri Now drive and every thing, well!

Kathleen has to convince them to give even more money to Townhall.

So she pens a fine little screed about what will happen if Townhall doesn't stay in business.

It's the Conservative's Worst Nightmare:

Michael Moore will make a documentary about sex on America’s college campuses. He will film it at your daughter’s school. He will try to date your daughter. PETA will paint a red bulls-eye on your front door to indicate that you are a family of carnivores who probably own fur wraps. The Rev. Jesse Jackson will come to your house and pray while trying to hold your hand....
Your doctor will be named Mohammed Yousef Jabar, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but he will not be a legal citizen of the U.S. Also he will not speak English. Nor will increasing numbers of Americans as the illegal alien population continues to grow. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, though you will have to learn Spanish, whether you want to or not.

This last one, by the way? A major complaint of my students. God forbid they learn another language. They're Americans, gosh darn it! Why should they have to speak them furrin languages! If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for them! Let the furriners learn English, damn lazy dirty so and sos...

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