Saturday, November 16, 2019

Summary of the Impeachment Hearings So Far


Everyone who has testified: Trump committed crimes

Everyone who is hiding out and refusing to testify: crickets

Trump: Everyone who is testifying is a a TRAITOR

Members of the GOP: Why are you here testifying against our Great President?

Members of the Democratic Party: Tell us more about these crimes, please.

Everyone who testifies: Here is more about the crimes.

Members of the GOP: Are you being funded by the DEEP STATE?

Trump: (on the White House lawn, to reporters): I did the crimes!

Members of the Democratic Party: (In the hearings) Tell us more about these crimes, please.

Everyone who testifies: Here is more about the crimes.

Members of the GOP: Maybe you just got your fee-fees hurt by our Great
President?

Members of the Democratic Party: Tell us more about these crimes, please.

Everyone who testifies: Here is more about the crimes.

Trump: I did these crimes too! And they were PERFECT! But it's okay, because when you're the President, they let you do crimes!

Members of the GOP: Nothing to see here! Let's move along!




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