My kid and Dr. Skull went to the Farmer's Market together this morning. They returned with many things, including five enormous sacks of pickling cucumbers. "TF," I said, when I saw these. "What do you plan to do with that many cucumbers?"
"Make pickles," Dr. Skull said, as if twenty gallons of pickles were just what we needed.
My kid's tweet about it:
my dad: we're gonna buy five bags of pickles— me, an intellectual (@jasperlizard) May 20, 2017
my dad: mom is 85% of our impulse control
me: sounds legit