7 hours ago
Monday, October 03, 2016
Rosh Hashanah 2016
As we've done every year since she turned four, when we moved to this town, we went down to the Arkansas River to throw bread in the water and our sins with them.
"I'm sorry I yelled at the dog!"
"I'm sorry I fight with people on the internet!"
"I'm sorry I use gendered insults!"
"I'm sorry I don't pay more attention to Mom!"
Then we came back here and had a fine meal of stewed chicken with garlic, grilled asparagus, challah, and honey cake.
"Have some more honey cake," Dr. Skull said. "You have to have more honey cake, so you'll have a sweet new year. Here," he said, giving a bit of honey cake to Heywood. "You have a sweet new year too, you little freak."
Have a sweet new year, all y'all!