It is that time of the year again, when the thoughts of faculty turn lightly to WTF, why do we do this, WHY.
Faulty evaluation time.
Holy hell, why.
We must assess ourself, y'all.
We must set goals.
We must say what we hope to achieve with these goals.
We must say how we will assess those goals and achievements.
And -- but of course -- it must not be in English. It must be in adminspeak.
We must create one document* for 2015 (the present calendar year) and one for 2014 (the completed calendar year), the former detailing what we hope to achieve, the latter assessing what we have achieved.
Due on Monday, in both electronic and hard-copy form.
These are the days when I wish I had chosen the life of a quarry worker instead.
*create a document = admin speak for "write."
2 hours ago