So I'm teaching my kid how to change the light bulb in the overhead light in her room and we're still in our pajamas.
Me: (taking off the cover) The important thing is not lose these little screws. Now if I weren't wearing girl pajamas, these would have pockets, and I could put the little screws in the pocket....
The Kid: Holy smoke (or words to THAT EFFECT). Why don't girl pajamas have pockets?
Me: Well, we're girls. We're not going to be DOING anything. We just lounge about and eat bon-bons.
The Kid: Holy smoke. (Or words to THAT EFFECT.)
Me: Here, hold these so I don't lose them.