Wednesday, July 30, 2014

What's This? What's This?

Over at his site, Rod Dreher is shocked to discover that white people are poor.

No fucking kidding.  He thought it was just black people who were poor.

Because of black people culture.  That's been the drum he's been banging lo these many years -- black people are poor, you know, because of their inferior culture, he's not racist, it's not their genes (though he does love to approvingly quote him some racist Steven Sailer very frequently), it's their terrible terrible culture, the way their women love to have so many babies out of wedlock and the way their young men just will end up in prison and run wild in white people's malls and such.

And now look here!  White people are poor, too?  Who knew!

He recovers quickly, though, and assures himself it is just because these white people, like the bad, bad black people, also have a very bad culture, in that they too are having terrible sex too much.  And probably aren't religious enough, or religious in the right way, or something.

It certainly can't be the obvious thing, which is that they are poor because they don't have enough fucking money.

Jesus, what a derp.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

And now I am going to have the nightmare before Christmas stuck in my head for the rest of the week.

delagar said...

Better than having that fuckwit Rod Dreher's idiocy stuck in your head, though!

Anonymous said...

True.

Carrie said...

Poor people are like leppers to fucksticks like Dreher, put us on an island in the middle of the Pacific;out of sight, out of mind.

Anonymous said...

I have friends who basically have a Dreher-hating hobby, and this is still the best summary of him ever. Linking like crazy.

delagar said...

Anonymous: I can only take Rod in very small doses. He's so proud of his enlightened and tolerant self, and wearing such a big old bucket on his head.