A spiral fracture of the fifth metatarsal, according to the ER guy, who gave me, I might add, entirely insufficient pain drugs.
As an aside, what is it with the American refusal to give sufficient pain medication? I mean, ow.
Anyway, I've got a temporary splint on it, but I have to go to the real doctor tomorrow. Then, I don't know. Not surgery, probably, he said. Probably a walking cast. According to the internets, about six to eight weeks healing time. (My face when I read that OMFG -- NR?)
Being immobile is not making me happy.