This thing is seriously cute. Mind you, we're all covered with tiny scratches, from where it has pounced upon us a bit too enthusiastically when it's showing us its Jasper The Mighty Hunter skillz; but none of us actually mind.
Today, when Herr Dr. Delagar and I returned from Harps, I called the Kid in to the kitchen.
The Kid: What?
Me: Look! (I showed her the new cat toy I'd bought, a little felt ball with a tail.)
The Kid: (Rolling eyes): Every time you go out you come home with a toy for Jasper!
Me: Yes, well. He's my grandkitten. Just wait until you have an actual child.
The Kid: She. She. SHE is your grandkitten.
Me: Sorry. You should have given her a more girly name.
The Kid: Don't be so heteronormative, Ma.
Me: Are you going to bring the kitty out to play with the new toy or what?