I have lost my voice, always a problem for a professor who talks as much as I do. How I will profess today I do not know.
I'm also running a nasty fever, and coughing this spectacular cough. I sound like a TB victim. This is perfect for Victorian Lit, which I am teaching today, except for the not being able to talk bit.
Anyway, here is a comic I found deeply amusing, in lieu of anything with more depth.