Friday, February 28, 2025

The Five Meals I Can Cook

(1) Pasta with cream sauce. I like either linguine or frozen ravioli. Does this actually count as cooking? I do reduce the cream sauce.

(2) Baked cod in a lemon and butter sauce, with asparagus on the side. Or some other sort of white fish with the sauce -- whatever the store has available fresh. Frozen fish just isn't as good.

(3) Tuna casserole. This is the one with the potato chips on top, which I like a lot, but am sick of eating at the moment.

(4) Beans and rice, except Dr. Skull won't eat beans and rice. He says beans are poison, which is something he got off one of his YouTube food cult videos.

(5) Chicken pie, except you need to roast a chicken first and we can't get whole chickens at the moment, due to the avian flu situation.

I can also cook frozen pizza or tuna fish sandwiches or crackers and peanut butter. Mmm, dinner.


3 comments:

delagar said...

I *can* cook other things, of course; just not without a recipe.

Anonymous said...

Not eggs or taco or burgers or spaghetti with jarred sauce or macaroni and cheese? -n&m

delagar said...

I can make eggs, but I ate so many of those in graduate school that I don't like them anymore. And I hate jarred spaghetti sauce. I feed that to Dr. Skull and have the cream sauce on my pasta. I have made tacos in the past! They're not my favorite.