My cat climbs into my lap and butts her head against my shoulder (her signal that I should carry her to her food dish and give her food).
I ignore her, since I'm in the middle of working.
She butts a little harder, and then claws me gently on the ear.
Me: Hey! Not acceptable!
Cat: (Claws a little harder.)
Me: (Capturing cat and looking at her eye to eye): That is not appropriate behavior. Do I claw you when I want something?
Cat: (Sullenly) Mwar.
Me: No, I don't. So you don't claw me.
Apparently I am trying to teach a cat ethics. #LiberalBehaviorGoesTooFar
(The meme referenced in the title, in case you have been on Mars and missed it: This is the Future Liberals Want.)