The Kid (appears, swoops, sits on ottoman): So this kid and his BFF are walking to school.
The Kid: And the BFF says, will you love me forever?
The Kid: And the kid says NOOOO.
Me: (Blank stare.)
The Kid: And the BFF is so upset she runs across the street even though the traffic light is saying DONT WALK and she is run over by a big truck and killed dead and the kid is SO SAD.
Me: That is an unpleasant turn of--
The Kid: And the kid runs to embrace her body and he is SO SAD because he meant he would love her FIVE-ever. (Pause.) The End.
Me: (Longer Pause): I am going to put that joke on my blog.
The Kid: NOOOOO!