Oh, well, then!

It all becomes clear!  Here's how Obama so unfairly won the election and is so unjustly popular in the U.S. polls!  Bryan York tells us!  Because pollsters are counting the opinions of those they ought not to -- only white males are really humans, and here we've been counting the votes of black folk! 

Hell, bad enough when we let women vote, which, as Serwer points out over here on Tapped, Ann Coulter already revealed to be the main cause of the downfall of America.

(And the Right wonders why even the rats are scurrying away from their tent these days.)

(And don't miss this charming touch from our friends on the Right.)