Guest Post From mr. delagar

He wants me to tell anyone who did not like the ending of the Sopranos that they are

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

(Not that he feels strongly about it, y'all.)

Don't you get that the go-to-black is a PERFECT ending? he inquires.

And the family, eating? The same way the first season ended? PERFECT?

And the implication being NOT that everyone dies, but that everything goes on -- threats go on, but the family goes on, and our ideas about the family go on as well.

Brilliant, he says. Brilliant!

Gilligan's Islands never had an ending, he points out. Hogan is still in his prison camp. NYPD Blue just signed in new detectives and kept on going.

Stop being closure junkies, he orders. Right fucking now.