One of my students just sent me an article filled with research proving that if you exercise thirty minutes a day -- this has to be aerobic exercise, mind you -- you need less Xanax.
Hah! say I.
Obviously, if you take more Xanax, you can do without the fucking exercise.
Ah, yes. That's the spirit!
ReplyDeletewho has time to exercise? I'm home, eating soup, and then back to school to research. No where in that time frame is there a moment for a, whatever they are doing now days.
ReplyDeleteIt will be a cold day before they take my Xanax away! I'll go to Canada for it. Life is scary enough without my glue-Xanax!!!
ReplyDeleteMe, too! And taking a jog in the park instead? Bah!
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