Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Things the Kid Said While Coming out of Anesthesia

Kid: Mom! I'm so happy!

Kid: This is the second best thing that has ever happened to me. (Pause) [Boyfriend] is the first.

Kid: The curtains. (Giggles wildly.) 

Kid: Everyone here is so nice.

Kid: This is the best day ever.

Kid: (To me, wistfully): Can I have the special juice?*

Kid: (very softly, after the nurse helped him into the wheelchair, which was indeed vaguely shaped like a throne): I'm a king.




*This is because when he was little, I would never buy him juice, since it's essentially sugar in a liquid form. I would also never buy him those terrible white doughy cookies with an inch of brightly colored icing on top. Because UGH.


7 comments:

  1. Delurking to say that I am so happy for your kid!
    ~Heather

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  2. Thank you! Me, too. I've been worried for SO LONG about this.

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  3. Foscavista1:59 PM

    Let's rejoice! Special juice for everyone!

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  4. I bought him apple juice. But this is THE LAST TIME.

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  5. I too never buy juice unless they're sick! But special juice for a special occasion.

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  6. Foscavista1:27 PM

    That could have been your Oprah moment: "You get special juice! And, you get special juice!"

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