Yes, once again! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Roll out the rum!
Roll out the eye-patches!
Roll out the pirate jokes!
(What's a pirate's favorite subject?
ARRR-ithmatic!)
Also, essential tool: Lubber to Pirate translator!
And this: Pirate jokes!
See also Zeldman!
This is the blog of Kelly Jennings, science fiction writer.
Pirate joke:
ReplyDeleteWhat does the Quiet Pirate say?
ShhARGH!
According to www.piratequiz.com, my pirate name is Captain Bess Cash. What's your pirate name?
Me Pirate name is Dead-Eye Bailey Teach. ARRGH!
ReplyDeleteOne of me students give me this haRRRtee joke:
ReplyDeleteWhat do pirates like about decorum?
The rum bit!
Aye! Rum!
ReplyDeleteWalk the plank! Argh!!!
Avast and shiver me timbers!
Arr! that's the only pirate word I know enough to remember, but I use it.
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